Bananas

From the Youngest Daughter :)

I like making boring things interesting. Want an example??

*Announcer voice* I bring forward, for your consideration, the banana.

We have with us today a daring individual who will forsake the normal peeling method. She will face dire consequences for your entertainment. Please welcome the Youngest Daughter!! *Applause*

A hush comes over the audience as the YD (Youngest Daughter) comes forward and chooses her banana.
She grasps the banana with both hands, the curved back facing her, the two ends facing away. The audience holds it's breath. If this fails the YD will be faced with a mushy mass of moosh (I dare you to say that three times as fast as you can) to eat.
The YD bends her elbows experimentally. With a quick flick of her wrists she snaps the banana outwards!

There is a sickening pop. The audience groans. It. Has. Failed.

The audience gulps uncomfortably as the YD bravely chokes down the mush. She will try one more time.
Again the audience hushes. If this fails, will the YD be able to survive eating another mushy mass of moosh? She grabs her banana. She holds tight. Breathes deep. And then ...

SNAP!!

It has worked!! The crowd goes wild!! The banana has snapped cleanly in half! The crowd streams onto the field. The YD is lifted onto shoulders as the people continue cheering!

And that my friends, is how you open a banana with style. With danger. And with excitement. Dun-da-dunnnnn!!

And that is also how I make myself look dumb for your entertainment. You're welcome.